CARDS AGAINST HUMANITY trolls social media with their own one-word platform 'Yowza'

In the weird and wacky world of social media, where posting more than a cat meme can start World War III, CARDS AGAINST HUMANITY steps in with Yowza. This new platform, birthed as a Black Friday stunt, is as simple as it gets: users can only post "yowza". That's right, no essays, no rants, just "yowza" – the word that apparently solves all content moderation problems. The whole thing screams 'satire', taking a dig at the likes of Twitter, Facebook, TikTok, and Instagram, with their not-so-pleasant headlines lately.

CARDS AGAINST HUMANITY, known for their hilarious and often eyebrow-raising Black Friday pranks (like selling actual bull poop, because why not?), decided that mocking social media giants was this year's gig. And why not? According to them, social media is like that friend who's always there making bad situations worse. They couldn't resist a jab at Elon Musk and his Twitter escapades, which seem to be more soap opera than Silicon Valley.

Yowza, in its one-word glory, is not just a digital eye-roll at Twitter. It's an oasis from all the social media platforms giving us more anxiety than a Game of Thrones finale. Instagram and its body dysmorphia party favors, TikTok's data-sharing dance with the Chinese Communist Party, and Twitter becoming a playground for Nazis and crypto bros – Yowza's here to say "enough!"

In a stroke of comedic genius, the CARDS AGAINST HUMANITY team picked "yowza" as their platform's vocabulary. Because why not? It's silly, meaningless, and as the spokesperson said, "perfect." To add some spice, they're throwing cash and free games at people to join their one-word revolution. Top referrer gets a cheeky $69,420, and no, that's not a random number. It's a nod to Musk's, let's say, unique humor.

Yowza's goal? A billion users. Will it overthrow Twitter? Probably not. But it sure promises a few minutes of chuckle-worthy fun, and isn't that what we all need right now? In the end, CARDS AGAINST HUMANITY continues its legacy of Black Friday pranks that are less about consumerism and more about giving us a good laugh – because who doesn't love digging holes for no reason or guessing jelly bean counts in a Cadillac? Yowza, indeed.