LIQUID DEATH helps cannibals go vegan

Our favorite canned water brand Liquid Death tried to persuade cannibals among us to switch from eating people to chowing down on plant-based substitutes. For one day only—customers in New York and Los Angeles were able to order from Liquid Death’s Cannibal Steakhouse, serving plant-based replacements for human flesh.

These tempting dishes included: New Yorkerless Strip Steak, Guiltless Grilled Rack of Sam, and Manless Meatballs in Maranara. Liquid Death promised these menu items (delivered via Postmates) would taste so much like real human flesh that, after just one bite. “you'll be waiting for the police to arrive.” (Yes, this is completely real). Feast your eyes on Liquid Death’s Cannibal Steak House commercial here.